Sunday, May 31, 2009

FASHION PHRENOLOGY



I HAPPEN TO THINK THAT THOSE CERAMIC PHRENOLOGY HEADS ARE REALLY AWESOME! YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT HAVE THE OLD, NOT AT ALL ACCURATE, GREEK SCIENCE OF MAPPING THE AREAS OF THE BRAIN RESPONSIBLE FOR CERTAIN PERSONALITY TRAITS. THE GREEKS BELIEVED THAT THE LUMPS ON YOUR HEAD EACH REPRESENTED A DIFFERENT AREA OF YOUR PERSONALITY (SELFISHNESS, LOYALTY, FRIENDSHIP, INHIBITIONS, ETC.) AND THEIR RELATIVE SIZE DETERMINED HOW MUCH OF A ROLE THESE ATTRIBUTES PLAYED IN YOUR PERSONALITY.

WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS SHIT? IT'S SO SCI-FI. YOU GOTTA LOVE ANCIENT PEOPLES FOR COMING UP W/ THE MOST OFF THE WALL IDEAS AND TAKING THEM AS FACTS. BLESS.

SOOOOO, HERE IS MY FASHION PHRENOLOGY MAP. I DREW THE HEAD IN THE NORMAL PHRENOLOGY PROFILE FACE POSE. SHE'S LOOKIN' A BIT GUILTY, 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ON HER MIND IS GONNA RUIN HER CREDIT SCORE!

* MARKER ON BRISTOL BOARD W/ WATER COLOR AND PHOTOSHOP

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