THE BLOND(s) AMBITION

MY FAVORITE NEW YORK FASHION MOMENT OF THE F/W '10 WAS BY FAR NONE OTHER THEN MY FRIENDS THE BLONDS OUTSTANDING SHOWING! THEIR CLOTHING IS SO FUN AND COLORFUL AND SOOOOO WELL MADE! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY MAKE THOSE CORSETS WITH TONS OF GIANT FAUX DIAMONDS AND CHAINS AND SPIKES AND NICK-KNACKS ON THEM.

AFTER I SAW THE SHOW I WAS SO INSPIRED THAT I CAME RIGHT HOME (AFTER A FEW COCKTAILS AT THEIR AFTER-PARTY, OF COURSE) AND STARTED WORK ON THIS PIECE INSPIRED BY PHILLIPE BLOND'S GRAND ENTRANCE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW. SHE CAME OUT ON THE RUNWAY IN A HAIRY MONKEY SUIT AND STRIPPED IT OFF TO REVEAL AN AMAZING GOLD CORSET UNDERNEATH ALA MARLENE DIETRICH IN 'BLONDE VENUS'(AND, TO A LESSER EXTENT, POISON IVY IN 'BATMAN&ROBIN'). NOT SINCE MY GHURL THIERRY MUGLER WENT INTO CRAZY PEOPLE'S RETIREMENT/SECLUSION HAVE WE SEEN HIGH FASHION THIS HIGH!!! I HAVE EMBEDDED A VIDEO OF THE ENTRANCE AND YOU CAN SEE MORE TRANNY REALNESS AT: http://www.theblondsnewyork.com/
CHECK IT OUT AND GET SOME JUNGLE FEVER!!!

THE CAT'S MEOW!!!

RAN ACROSS THESE SKETCHES I DID OF SOME KITTIES AND DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP THEM ALL TOGETHER FOR 1 GIANT KITTY JAMBOREE! I KNOW MANY OF YOU, LIKE MYSELF, COULD HAPPILY STARE AT SOME CUTE LIL' KITTENS ALL DAY LONG, BUT TRY NOT TO STARE AT THIS DRAWING FOR TOO LONG OR YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY WORK DONE!!!

WHO WILL BUY, THIS WONDERFUL MORNING!!!

HEAR YEE HEAR YEE!!! (or is it 'HERE yee'???)
I AM HEREBY ANNOUNCING THE GRAND OPENING OF MY ETSY.COM ONLINE SHOP! AT THE SHOP YOU CAN BUY MY 2010 ILLUSTRAION LOOK BOOK. THIS FULL COLOR 5 PAGE ZINE FEATURES SOME OF MY FASHION ILLUSTRATION WORK AND A 1 PAGE B/W COMIC. THE BOOKLET IS 4.75" X 7" AND FEATURES 10 OF MY ILLUSTRATIONS. AS AN ADDED BONUS, THE BOOKLET COMES WITH A FULL COLOR 4.25" X 5.5" POST CARD. SCORE!!!

ALL OF THE ARTWORK INSIDE IS INSPIRED BY THE FASHION DESIGNS BY SOME OF THE MOST FAMOUS FASHION DESIGNERS: ALAIA, THEIRRY MUGLER, MARTIN MARGIELA, SANT ANGELO, CALVIN KLEIN, CHANEL, WESTWOOD, HERVE LEGER, DIOR, AND STEPHEN SPROUSE.

NOT TO MENTION I HAVE A SECTION WHERE YOU CAN REQUEST SPECIAL ORDERS, YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU WANT B! TO DRAW YAH SOMETHING SPECIAL.

SO WHAT CHA' WAITING FOR? GO TAKE A PEEK!!!

http://www.etsy.com/shop/BRYANROCKSTAR

SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

WHERE WOULD WE BE WITH OUT THE ALAIA BODYSUIT? IT FILLS A MUCH NEEDED VOID IN THE WHAT-DO-SEXY-BITCHES-WEAR CIRCLE OF LIFE. YOU KNOW NOTHING SAYS DRESSING SEXY IN THE 80'S LIKE A FORM FITTING, MUTED COLOR, LONG SLEEVE, WOOL JERSEY ALAIA BODYSUIT WITH MATCHING MINI SKIRT!!! WOMEN STILL WANT THEM TODAY. THEY ARE TIMELESS IN A WAY, IN THAT DRESSING LIKE A HOOTCHIE REALLY NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE. SO GO'ON GHURL!!! LET THE HATERS TALK AND GOSSIP ABOUT HOW THEY CAN SEE ALL YOUR BUSINESS IN THAT TOO SHORT SKIRT OR THAT WAAAAY TOO HIGH CUT BODYSUIT, AS LONG AS YOU THINK YOU LOOK GOOD, UM, I GUESS THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS???

SHOCKED!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT A PRETTY GIRL WITH A SHOCKED EXPRESSION, BUT CLEARLY I LIKE DRAWING THEM. THIS ODE TO LICHTENSTEIN IS JUST THE LATEST IN A LONG LINE OF MY 'SHOCKED FACE GIRLS'. I GUESS I JUST THINK THEY ARE MORE INTERESTING THEN A GIRL DOING A 'SEXY FACE'. THE 'SHOCKED FACE' GIRL IS ACTUALLY REACTING TO SOMETHING WITH HER FULL RAGE OF FACIAL MOTION, PROOF SHE IS NOT BOTOXED!!! TAKE THAT NICOLE KIDMAN!

BAR-DELLO

HERE IS ANOTHER ENTRY IN MY COSTUMES-OF-KYLIE SERIES. THIS PARTICULAR ENSEMBLE WAS WORN ON HER FEVER TOUR IN 2002. SHE SINGS A PARTICULARLY CAMPY CABARET VERSION OF HER 1st HIT SINGLE 'LOCOMOTION' WHILE WEARING THIS FRILLY CORSET&BRIEFS COMBO. I HAD TO PLACE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE INDIVIDUAL COLORED ZEBRA PRINTS ONTO THAT, UM, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS CALLED, ANYWAY? COUCH? IT'S NOT A CHAISE LOUNGE. LET'S JUST CALL IT THE COUCH WITH THE-PADDED-POLE-THINGIE-STUCK-IN-IT. THAT JUST ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE, DOESN'T IT?

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAV-OR-IT THINGS!!!

ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD A MESS OF EMPTY PICTURE FRAMES (ALL BLACK OF COURSE, I ONLY DO BLACK FRAMES!) AND DECIDED TO DRAW LIL' PICS OF SOME OF MY FAVORITE ITEMS FROM MY WARDROBE TO PUT IN THEM. EACH ONE OF THESE DRAWINGS IS INDIVIDUALLY FRAMED AND HANGING IN A SMALL CLUSTER ON MY WALL AT HOME. MY FAVORITE OF THESE IS THE PRADA GLOVES. I SPENT WAAAAAY TOO MUCH MONEY OF THEM ONE WINTER, THEY DON'T KEEP YOUR HANDS WARM AT ALL, BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF THEY DON'T LOOK AMAZING ON!