WHO WILL BUY, THIS WONDERFUL MORNING!!!

HEAR YEE HEAR YEE!!! (or is it 'HERE yee'???)
I AM HEREBY ANNOUNCING THE GRAND OPENING OF MY ETSY.COM ONLINE SHOP! AT THE SHOP YOU CAN BUY MY 2010 ILLUSTRAION LOOK BOOK. THIS FULL COLOR 5 PAGE ZINE FEATURES SOME OF MY FASHION ILLUSTRATION WORK AND A 1 PAGE B/W COMIC. THE BOOKLET IS 4.75" X 7" AND FEATURES 10 OF MY ILLUSTRATIONS. AS AN ADDED BONUS, THE BOOKLET COMES WITH A FULL COLOR 4.25" X 5.5" POST CARD. SCORE!!!

ALL OF THE ARTWORK INSIDE IS INSPIRED BY THE FASHION DESIGNS BY SOME OF THE MOST FAMOUS FASHION DESIGNERS: ALAIA, THEIRRY MUGLER, MARTIN MARGIELA, SANT ANGELO, CALVIN KLEIN, CHANEL, WESTWOOD, HERVE LEGER, DIOR, AND STEPHEN SPROUSE.

NOT TO MENTION I HAVE A SECTION WHERE YOU CAN REQUEST SPECIAL ORDERS, YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU WANT B! TO DRAW YAH SOMETHING SPECIAL.

SO WHAT CHA' WAITING FOR? GO TAKE A PEEK!!!

http://www.etsy.com/shop/BRYANROCKSTAR

SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

WHERE WOULD WE BE WITH OUT THE ALAIA BODYSUIT? IT FILLS A MUCH NEEDED VOID IN THE WHAT-DO-SEXY-BITCHES-WEAR CIRCLE OF LIFE. YOU KNOW NOTHING SAYS DRESSING SEXY IN THE 80'S LIKE A FORM FITTING, MUTED COLOR, LONG SLEEVE, WOOL JERSEY ALAIA BODYSUIT WITH MATCHING MINI SKIRT!!! WOMEN STILL WANT THEM TODAY. THEY ARE TIMELESS IN A WAY, IN THAT DRESSING LIKE A HOOTCHIE REALLY NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE. SO GO'ON GHURL!!! LET THE HATERS TALK AND GOSSIP ABOUT HOW THEY CAN SEE ALL YOUR BUSINESS IN THAT TOO SHORT SKIRT OR THAT WAAAAY TOO HIGH CUT BODYSUIT, AS LONG AS YOU THINK YOU LOOK GOOD, UM, I GUESS THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS???

SHOCKED!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT A PRETTY GIRL WITH A SHOCKED EXPRESSION, BUT CLEARLY I LIKE DRAWING THEM. THIS ODE TO LICHTENSTEIN IS JUST THE LATEST IN A LONG LINE OF MY 'SHOCKED FACE GIRLS'. I GUESS I JUST THINK THEY ARE MORE INTERESTING THEN A GIRL DOING A 'SEXY FACE'. THE 'SHOCKED FACE' GIRL IS ACTUALLY REACTING TO SOMETHING WITH HER FULL RAGE OF FACIAL MOTION, PROOF SHE IS NOT BOTOXED!!! TAKE THAT NICOLE KIDMAN!

BAR-DELLO

HERE IS ANOTHER ENTRY IN MY COSTUMES-OF-KYLIE SERIES. THIS PARTICULAR ENSEMBLE WAS WORN ON HER FEVER TOUR IN 2002. SHE SINGS A PARTICULARLY CAMPY CABARET VERSION OF HER 1st HIT SINGLE 'LOCOMOTION' WHILE WEARING THIS FRILLY CORSET&BRIEFS COMBO. I HAD TO PLACE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE INDIVIDUAL COLORED ZEBRA PRINTS ONTO THAT, UM, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS CALLED, ANYWAY? COUCH? IT'S NOT A CHAISE LOUNGE. LET'S JUST CALL IT THE COUCH WITH THE-PADDED-POLE-THINGIE-STUCK-IN-IT. THAT JUST ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE, DOESN'T IT?